Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the king’s horses,
And all the king’s men,
Couldn’t put Humpty together again.

😂😂😍

Stephen, шутить изволите?

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=%22all+the+royal+cavalry+and+all+the+royal+army%22 - No results found for "all the royal cavalry and all the royal army".

https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=all+the+royal+army%2C+all+the+king%27s+men&year_start=1800&year_end=2000&corpus=15&smoothing=3&share=&direct_url=t1%3B%2Call%20the%20royal%20army%3B%2Cc0%3B.t1%3B%2Call%20the%20king%20%27s%20men%3B%2Cc0#t1%3B%2Call%20the%20royal%20army%3B%2Cc0%3B.t1%3B%2Call%20the%20king%20's%20men%3B%2Cc0

https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=the+king%27s+horses%2C+all+the+royal+army&year_start=1800&year_end=2000&corpus=15&smoothing=3&share=&direct_url=t1%3B%2Cthe%20king%20%27s%20horses%3B%2Cc0%3B.t1%3B%2Call%20the%20royal%20army%3B%2Cc0

https://ru.wikipedia.org/wiki/Вся_королевская_рать
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_the_King%27s_Men

Stephen, this is a fixed phrase, as in Elena's translation. Your translation is contrived.