[at work]

— I took a piece of chocolate out of Randy’s lunchbox yesterday and I think it was actually a laxative. I was running to the bathroom all night.
— You had it coming! That’ll teach you to steal other people’s food!

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Sorry. You don’t seem to like these dialogs and recordings. I’ll stop 😉

«Так тебе и надо! Будешь знать, как чужую еду воровать!»
Uly,honey, don’t stop! There are other people out here who do like both your dialogs and recordings🥰

I love your translations! Will do! Thank you 🙏

Есть ещё слово поделОм:
Ну и поделом (тебе)!

And in English, you can also say: That’s what you get!