Harvesters has a good steak though!
grumbleradded a note 7 лет назад
"I'm not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change." (Ken Cheng)
- A joke about the new pound coin has been named the funniest of the Edinburgh Festival Fringe.
Some other funniest jokes from the Fringe
2. "Trump's nothing like Hitler. There's no way he could write a book" - Frankie Boyle
3. "I've given up asking rhetorical questions. What's the point?" - Alexei Sayle
4. "I'm looking for the girl next door type. I'm just gonna keep moving house till I find her" - Lew Fitz
5. "I like to imagine the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the 'brella'. But he hesitated" - Andy Field
6. "Combine Harvesters. And you'll have a really big restaurant" - Mark Simmons
7. "I'm rubbish with names. It's not my fault, it's a condition. There's a name for it..." - Jimeoin
8. "I have two boys, 5 and 6. We're no good at naming things in our house" - Ed Byrne
9. "I wasn't particularly close to my dad before he died... which was lucky, because he trod on a land mine" - Olaf Falafel
10. "Whenever someone says, 'I don't believe in coincidences.' I say, 'Oh my God, me neither!"' - Alasdair Beckett-King
11. "A friend tricked me into going to Wimbledon by telling me it was a men's singles event" - Angela Barnes
12. "As a vegan, I think people who sell meat are disgusting; but apparently people who sell fruit and veg are grocer" - Adele Cliff
13. "For me dying is a lot like going camping. I don't want to do it" - Phil Wang
14. "I wonder how many chameleons snuck onto the Ark" - Adam Hess
15. "I went to a Pretenders gig. It was a tribute act" - Tim Vine
To be honest, some I don't understand, some don't find funny.
Discussion (7)
That's the one I don't understand, although I know about the restaurant
chain and the agricultural machine :-(
Harvesters are pretty small restaurants hence the joke combine them all together to get one big restaurant.
аааа Спасибо. И длинная пауза между предложениями.
Пожалуйста grumbler.
it's not only that. "combine harvester" is an agricultural machine (комбайн in Russian), so usually "combine harvesters" refers to several of those machines, not to actually combining several restaurants.
I know only Frankie Boyle and Ed Byrne from this list (and they have petty nice jokes here), but I like throne snout the umbrella most.
thank you grumbler. I really enjoyed this list.
I wonder, who are the people, compiling such lists? For some reason I believe they're some of the least funny person's on Earth.