There was an almost identical request: https://www.lingvolive.com/en-us/translate/en-ru/If%20you're%20in%20a%20relationship...%20How%20the%20fuck%20you%20need%20texting%20buddies%20for%3F :)

The people who talk like this usually don't have the best grammar and spelling. Even if the intended word was "how," there would be no reason to capitalize it in this utterance.

I think they meant HO.

In the original text it was "what": http://bwestjrquotes.blogspot.ru/

Now THAT would make more sense

"the fuck..." is also often used without "what" before it

so it's "hoe" it's the euphemism for one peculiar word I am not going to write here

It's not a euphemism, it's a corruption of the word WHORE.

also, it's HO

you're right

спорьте в другом месте, please

but I am right too, I suppose

как у вас дела?

Ак, я не спорю, а объясняю.

Angelina, you are correct in your translation.