Vasiliy Leytman

Compulsive highlighter

A person who, when reading text on a computer screen, cannot help but constantly select, deselect, and reselect the text.

This highlighting ranges from constantly clicking the text at random, highlighting the words as they are read, or highlighting the words as a bookmark to stay on track.

Jimmy is a compulsive highlighter; he constantly clicks at his computer screen even while he's just reading!

Masturwait

Fapping while you're watching porn but you're waiting because the video's buffering.

Due to my slow internet, I had to masturwait.