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Nie Chan

Nie Chanasked for translation 6 years ago
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You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time they make a group photo.

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    Знай, если всякий раз при съемке группового фото тебе вручают фотокамеру, что ты просто урод.

    translation added by Alex Sv
    Silver en-ru
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    Лучшее доказательство, что ты урод, это если тебе вручают камеру каждый раз, когда надо сделать групповой снимок.

    translation added by grumbler
    Gold en-ru
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    Если каждый раз, когда надо сделать групповое фото, камеру дают тебе, ты понимаешь, что ты уродлив(а)

    translation added by grumbler
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Nie Chanasked for translation 6 years ago
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One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody; unless you are in prison.

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    Одна из самых замечательных вещей в жизни - это пробуждение в чьих-либо объятиях; если вы не находитесь в тюрьме.

    translation added by Tatiana Osipova
    Gold en-ru
Nie Chanasked for translation 6 years ago
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Boy complains to his father: You told me to put a potato in my swimming trunks! You said it would impress the girls at the pool! But you forgot to mention one thing!

Father: Really, what?

Boy: That the potato should go in the front.

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Nie Chanasked for translation 6 years ago
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And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!

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Nie Chanasked for translation 6 years ago
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No way, look at what happened to the zebra

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    Бесполезно, посмотри, что стало с зеброй

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Nie Chanasked for translation 6 years ago
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An eskimo brings his friend to his home for a visit. When they arrive, his friend asks, puzzled “So where’s your igloo?”

The friend replies “Oh no, I must’ve left the iron on…”

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    Эскимос привозит друга к себе домой в гости. Когда они подъехали, изумлённый друг спросил -

    " Где же твоё жилище (иглу)?"

    Друг ответил: "Я, должно быть, оставил утюг включённым..."

    translation added by Tatiana Osipova
    Gold en-ru
Nie Chanasked for translation 6 years ago
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my pillow was gone

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    1)Моя подушка исчезла.

    2) Моей подушке приделали ноги.

    translation added by Tatiana Osipova
    Gold en-ru
Nie Chanasked for translation 6 years ago
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The granny answers: "You know, I don't have teeth anymore. I just prefer to suck the chocolate around them."

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    Бабушка отвечает: " У меня не осталось зубов.Странно, я даже не жевала, а только сосала шоколад".

    translation added by Tatiana Osipova
    Gold en-ru
Nie Chanasked for translation 6 years ago
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First the bus driver enjoyed the peanuts but after a week of eating them he asked: "Please granny, don't bring me peanuts anymore. Have them yourself."

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    Сначала водитель автобуса наслаждался арахисом, но после недели поедания орехов он попросил: "Бабушка, пожалуйста, не приноси мне больше орехов. Ешь их сама."

    translation added by Tatiana Osipova
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Nie Chanasked for translation 6 years ago
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An old grandma brings a bus driver a bag of peanuts every day.

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